Why I would like to live in a castle

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I think it would be cool to live in a castle because castles are massive buildings that come with Servants and Knights to protect you. They also have awesome defenses like a moat full of crocodiles, catapults, cauldrons of boiling oil and water. Castles are also nearly impossible to penetrate. Castles are so big they never run out of rooms and you never have to wait for food to arrive because of all the farmers. I also think it is safer than a treehouse because it can never fall down.