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Thursday 3 April 2014

How to annoy the teacher

Room 5 ideas
Talking
Funny noises
sleep
interrupt
hand clapping games
copy another person
not learning on your netbook
whining
singing
talking back
shouting
whistling
standing on your head
silly noises

My Instructions
1. Talk to your friends for ages on the mat and ignoring the teacher
2. Make annoying sounds such as ghost noises
3. Play games all day
4. Sing terribly all day
5. Shout very loudly
6. Interrupt everybody and don’t listen
7. Whine all day like a little kid
8. Say silly sentences
9. Don’t get any work done
10. Delete everything on the weekly marking sheet
11. Throw things at the classroom
12. Destroy school property
13. Get into fights
14. Pick on others
15. Smash classroom windows


All these Instructions are 100% guaranteed to drive your teacher nuts. Sit back and watch the total chaos that follows.
Remember: We are not responsible for students getting Suspended or getting Expelled.

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